Mayhem in Mungos

It is a busy day in the hospital. Winter time brings about more accidents. People slipping on icy cobblestones, sliding off of brooms after loosing their grip with frozen hands, not to mention all of those Christmas tree fires and Christmas light bulb disasters. It is not unusual for patients who are unconscious to be brought into the hospital by mediwizards (they're a bit like EMTs). With the ER being full patients are sometimes shunted off onto other wards until a nurse can expand the ER to accommodate them. As such, paperwork can go undone for a while. A John Doe is brought in by mediwizards and shunted up to the third floor then shuffled around until finally there is space for his unconscious body in the ER. He wasn't forgotten, just merely slipped through the cracks a little as he looked to be peacefully sleeping beneath the mediwizard emergency blanket.

Rhiannon is oblivious to the ER being overloaded. She just emerges from floor four to check on things and get some supplies. Completely content to stay out of the bustling way of other staff unless needed. There are even dark circles under her eyes.
From afar, to (Ranjit, Darius): Rhiannon is more then happy to comply

Wearing a fedora and a long coat, with the collar kept up so that people would be able to see as little as possible of his face, Michael is escorted into the ER. What little can be seen of his face, he seems rather pale, and he moves a little stiffly, and rather slowly.


Rhiannon is oblivious to the ER being overloaded. She just emerges from floor four to check on things and get some supplies. Completely content to stay out of the bustling way of other staff unless needed. There are even dark circles under her eyes.

Wearing a fedora and a long coat, with the collar kept up so that people would be able to see as little as possible of his face, Michael is escorted into the ER. What little can be seen of his face, he seems rather pale, and he moves a little stiffly, and rather slowly.'.

Darius is around, busily going about his own tasks and checking on patients. He's ended up in the ER for now, called down awhile ago to deal with a reversal spell gone wrong and, after quickly fixing that little mishap, never got out again. The Master Healer he reports to gave him orders to stay down there until it slowed down, and what the Masters want Darius does, with no argument, even if he'll probably grumble about it to his girlfriend later. Poor thing. Spotting the fedora-man, he makes his way thattaways with a clipboard in hand. "Hello, sir. What's the problem?" The later bit was offered more to whoever's escourting the man, since he imagines they've already gotten the basic information out of him.

A sobbing little girl is brought in, her hand nearly severed off. Her mother is trying to console her while her brother looks on green with sickness and a clearly guilty look on his face. "I didn't mean to do it, Mummy," he says and covers his mouth. The tired mother nods, "I know dearest. Sometimes magic just outs itself." The girl looks at her brother and sobs, "Purpoise! Naughty Darren! Bad boy!," momentarily forgetting her profusely bleeding hand. A nurse guides them to an empty bed so that the small girl can be immediately cared for by a healer.

Rhiannon starts going through a few cabinents and signing out supplies. Yeah no one has needed her yet. Maybe she will get out of here in a few! Ah the sounds of a busy ER. Or rather white noise when you are Rhia

Nurse Jocelyn picks up the chart at the end of John Doe's bed and walks towards him, drawing the curtains around the bed. She takes her wand out and begins to check his vitals so they can be recorded along with the time. Seemingly unaware he slumbers on in his unconscious state as she finishes checking his pulse and removes the blanket to check on the visuals. Groggily his eyes flutter open and his bleary gaze lands on her and the wand she is pointing at him. Frightened and unaware of where he is John Doe picks up the bedpan on the beside table and broadsides her with it knocking the nurse to the floor with a faint thunk of metal on bone. The nurse's cap falls off her head and rolls out from beneath the curtain.

Not letting the persons escorting him get the chance to answer, Michael frowns a bit. "Woke up, and felt more or less exhausted, cold and with every muscle in the body aching," he replies, with a bit of a grimace.

"Alright," Darius answers, turning around to try and see if there's any vacant beds. He's sighing internally over this one though. This guy came to the ER for what sounds like a common flu or something? They're packed as it is. He jots down some notes on his clipboard anyway though and directs the man to a vacant bed. "Someone will be with you as soon as possible. In the meantime feel free to lay down, and let someone know if your symptoms get worse before someone can have a look." Setting the clipboard down at the foot of the man's bed, he glances around to figure out where he should be going. There's the kid with the hand, he's definitely capable of handling that. And there's... the noise of something hitting a bedpan? That's a little strange. But he starts walking towards the little girl. He'll let a generalist or someone know about the sick man in just a minute.

Now that he has a wand John Doe calms somewhat. He is naked, but he has a wand. Were he in the right frame of mind he might borrow the nurse's robes and cover himself but as we shall see he is not in the right frame of mind. With a growl he flicks the wand and the curtain flies open and he shouts, "I AM THE RESSURECTION AND THE LIGHT! I AM YOUR JUDGE AND EXECUTIONER!" even as he points the wand at the bed next to him and causes the bed pan there to go flying across the room heading straight towards someone...The woman that was on the bed lets out a loud scream of fright and cowers pulling her thin bed clothes up over her head.

As the bedpan goes flying the little girl with the nearly severed hand begins screaming anew and pointing with her good hand at the naked man. Gasping loudly her mother tries to shield her children from the sight of the crazed naked man. As the bedpan explodes and sends flying poo the girl's brother releases what he had been threatening to do all along - his lunch. He vomits noisily on the floor.

Rhiannon starts to head for the door ESCAPE! But then she hears the metal and bone crunch. She swiftly has her wand in hand and turns to see just where that noise came from. Then she sees John Doe naked and the flying bedpan! With a flick of her wand the flying bedpan misses the girl and her mother and brother. It lands with a solid thunk on the floor. The contents likewise land therein! That was a nifty trick she learned in her apprentice days! Walking over to the man's bed she offers calmly and softly "Why don't we just lay back now hrm?" she tries to pull the covers over the man and CALM him. After all this is not the battlefield. Thus those reflexes have not yet come online

"Okay," Michael replies, before he hears the shout, and looks over at the naked John Doe, grimacing a little. "Oh dear..." he mutters, reaching in the direction of his own wand, rather slowly.

Ranjit the glorified trolley dolly was supposed to scourgify the bedpans but she got held up cleaning different kinds of poo in pediatrics and so is late. She walks in after the flying bed pan but before the vomit is cleared up and slips. Though her shoes are sensible they're not great on slippery floors. She waves her arms to stop herself but flails and falls backwards hitting her head hard on the tiled floor. The apprentice is out for the count for a while, becoming yet another patient in the crazed ER.

Darius cringes when bedpans start exploding, ducking closer to the little girl and her family and quickly casting a, "Protego!" before any flying feces gets on him. He'd rather take a face full of three-inch poisoned thorns again than deal with cleaning the contents of a bedpan off of himself. He stops dead after that, slowly exhaling and somehow managing to miss Ranjit slipping and falling in vomit. With Master Wize taking care of the man, he turns to the family and Ranjit. "Scourgify," he casts at the vomit on the ground, suddenly sounding tired, along with an "Ennervate," just for Ranjit. She'll have to clean any vomit that got on her off herself, though. "My apologies, I'm sure you can imagine what the ER is like this time of year," he tells the little girl's mother.

Undaunted by the approaching Rhiannon John Doe grabs Nurse Jocelyn from the floor and shoves her at Rhiannon then tries to make a run for it, flicking his wand to unlock the wheels of a couple of hospital beds and setting them in motion.

Rhiannon blinks and could of handled close to anything. But the nurse coming right at her and hitting her full on, catches her off guard. She goes down with the onslaught and weight of the nurse. There may even be heard a crunch as she hits the floor. However she BROKE the nurses fall! Her wand however goes flying acrossss the floor. The Master Healer carefully tries to move the nurse off of her and winces greatly. Oh yes there are hefty curses being said to self, you can safely wager.

"Why did I even get out of bed today?" Michael mutters to himself, as he starts moving in the direction of the John Doe, stumbling onwards as he tries catching up with the man. Looking back at all those things happening, and then moving on, with a few apologies to the people he almost collides with.

A young apprentice - not the half-digested sausage-egg-and-chips covered Ranjit, goes running from the room calling out, "Security Mode Falconus!" This brings the hospital into lockdown mode and causes alarms to ring through out the building (albeit slightly quieter ones in the peds ward).

Darius is wondering the same thing, Michael. And to think, if he'd just taken the day off he'd still be in bed, with... well, he'll save those thoughts for later. So now Master Wize is down, the hospital is on lock-down, and he is apparently the only sane (and unharmed) healer in this entire damn facility? Awesome. Leaving the little girl's side (she isn't bleeding to death - or so he hopes), he starts running towards the fleeing man, trying to re-lock bed wheels as goes. Somehow, he's managing to keep his head about him through all of this.

In another floor a young Auror is drinking some tea when the alarms go off. Marcus quickly stands up and looks around, doing exactly the same that all the people in the tea room, trying to find out what's wrong. He takes his wand out of his pocket and with a firm step he leaves the tea room and carefully listens for anything in particular besides the alarm. Screms are coming from the floors below, that's for sure. He runs towards the stairs and goes for the other floors, stoping from time to time trying to define if that's the floor affected.

Our fiend with a penchant for commando style looks behind him and growls at Darius. He already got rid of one pesky healer only to have another hot on his tail. He doesn't use magic this time but a handily placed trolley of blood replenishing potions. The trolley is shoved hard and fast at Darius sending bottles careening into each other. With a manical laugh that all badies know immediately when they go bad he dives for cover behind a bed with a screaming old lady on it.

Moving the nurse off and to the floor beside her Rhia starts to shift. WINCE! Bite lip! Alright so trying to stand is so not a good move. Moving to her good side she starts to scoot closer to where her wand is! Fingers finally curl around it. SUCCESS! She quickly points to her right side near her hip and casts a quick succession of spells! /Then/ she makes to her feet carefully. Wiping some sweat from her brow as she looks around and tries to get her bearings! There! She goes limping toward the man as fast as she can. As she passes a bed with an elderly wizard in it, she apologizes before taking two of his healing potions and downing them. Then she is on the move again, and armed! After a few steps the limp seems to fade. Pointing her wand at man, she casts a Stupify! But then he dives and the spell hits the old man instead. Oops! She must move closer then. Luckily still not as ahead as Darius and that Trolley though

Oh hell no. Darius quickly casts a well-aimed, "Impedimenta!" at the trolly that heads towards him, then tries to duck around it to try and get a clear view of the man. "Petrificus Totallus!" he casts as soon as he thinks he might have a clear shot, doing well to make sure if it misses it won't hit any of the other patients.
Michael has lifted his wand to send of a spell at the madman as well, just as his hat falls off his head. He misses with the spell, which for some strange reason happens to be a freezing charm, as he trips over something, and stumbles forward, before landing on the ground, letting out a couple of choice words.

'The ER', thinks the Auror to himself, and so, he heads that way. He hears people casting spells, the laughs of a possible maniac. Ok, time for some action. He's not sure who's who at the moment, but he will find out soon enough. With his wand in his hand he runs towards the ER. He steps in just at the moment that Rhiannon's stupefy hits the patient and so his first impression is aim at her. But know, he has seen her picture before, the master healer. The crazed laugh of a man drives his attention there and he looks 'What the...' he thinks to himself having a naked screaming man in front of him.

Ranjit comes to with a groggy groan. She sits up and lets out a loud and disgusted, "Ewww!" when she sees what is all over her once pristine apprentice robes. She gets up and tries to shake herself awake more. Her eyes widen as she takes in the scene before her. Even for Mungo's this is wierd!

Not many of the patients are really wanting to stick around. Those able to get up are trying to run for the door - stampede is more like it. One such patient is a middle aged man who came in for help with severe hemeroids. He finds himself joining in the fray as John Doe levitates him and sends him towards Marcus. Darius' spell having only narrowly missed thanks to the bed providing cover he's able to use his non wand hand to throw the stunned old woman's bedpan towards the Journeyman, or where he had been before.

Darius is begining to get very angry. This is his /hospital/, he isn't supposed to have to duel people here! Thus, by the time he casts another, "Impedimenta!" at the flying bedpan the scowl on his face strikes a remarking resemblance to one anyone who's met his cousin Vincent may have seen. What a Nosfertum. Another, "Protego!" is cast to try and keep the contents of the bedpan inside of it, and then he's briskly heading closer to the crazy man, trying to get another, "Petrificus Totalus!" in edge-wise. There's a lot going on, but the crazy man is his main focus at the moment. He'll just... hope someone else is taking care to keep all the patients at least in the vicinity of the hospital while they're on lock-down.

Target located, the screaming ugly naked man for sure. The Auror points his wand at the flying patient and casts "Mobilicorpus!", stopying the body of the man and providing a safe landing for him. He looks at the attacker again and starts to avoid all the patients that are making a run for it. He quickly glances at Darius and thinks 'Ok, he's one of the good guys...'. His gaze returns to the attacker and without saying anything to the man, he quickly casts a silent stunning spell towards him, the bolt of red light perfectly aimed at the ugly naked man.

Realizing that being on the floor is not a good idea, with people stampeding about, Michael gets to his feet, wand still in hand as he makes his way over in the direction of one of the walls. Maybe he can sneak up on the man from there?

Rhiannon sees that Darius and Marcus have things mostly under control, mostly. Yep definately a Nosfertum! Ah well she works alright with them most of the time. Except when they are ding bats and want to not listen to a healer! Thus she goes to Ennervate the nurse and try yto calm some of the patients still in beds. "Alright your perfectly safe now. Relax."

It is only a matter of time before John Doe goes down and everyone but him has realised it. In his crazed state he tries to lash out, attacking everyone and thing blindly. He is hit simultaneously with Darius' petrification spell and Marcus' stunner but not before he cast a blasting spell into the room.

Ranjit leans down to pick up the cleaned bed pan and just stands up, holding it before her chest when she sees the crazed naked man point his wand. She quickly leaps out of the way, diving for cover and ends up sliding into the frozen trolley, unfreezing it and causing glass bottles to break and shatter and potion to spill all over her.

John Doe crumples to the ground and the wand he stoke from the nurse falls from his hand clattering on the tiles.

Marcus opens his eyes wide as he looks at the flying Reducto, he quickly points his wand at it and trying to minimize damange he casts "Finite Incantatem!" at the flying Reducto. That should do it, that should stop that thing from making someone explode. He points his wand at the naked man, he is stunned yes, but nervertheless "Incarcerous!" he casts, sending a nice binding spell to this crazy son of a (bad word)

Unable to move or do much of anything but lie there and stare glare daggers at the ceiling John Doe is relatively harmless. Slowly healers and nurses begin to trickle back into the room bringing with them patients as the ER gets back to the business of healing. Ranjit gets up off the floor and sighs loudly, "Why is it always me?" she asks herself with a shake of her head.

Darius glances over at Marcus curiously when he realizes that the man is fighting too. Huh. He himself turns to the closest apprentice he can find, taking the frantic girl gently by the arm to get her full attention as she was trying to rush somewhere else. "Levitate that man to solitary," he orders. "Inform the MLE of what happened, and make a note that healers are supposed to use extreme caution when around him and keep him tied up until someone from the MLE says otherwise." He lets her go as soon as the order is given, and heads to Ranjit. "Are you alright?"

Rhiannon grabs her mirror and barks into it "All clear code Delta Alpha Wize." There lockdown released on her orders. Help may come or not at it's will! She winces and for a moment leans against the only empty bed in the place! Then she is taking a deep breath and righting herself to walk over to John Doe. She has to figure out what the BLEEP went wrong right?

Marcus looks at Darius and with a soft smile he says "I'm an Auror" he nods at the man and says to him and Rhiannon "I would like to take this man with me, there's a nice jail waiting for him until we know for sure how to proceed". He walks towards this naked man and taking some blankets from the bed next to him he asks "Mind if I borrow this?". He throws the covers on the men and takes the stolen wand away from him. As he stands up again, he turns around and looks at Darius "By the way nicely done" he nods in acceptance and offers a smile to the man.

Alright? Ranjit looks at Darius, "I have half-digested food in my hair and stuck to my robes. I think some of it even went down my top." Which likely serves her right for having her robes undone. "And now I have glass and sticky potions all over me." She shrugs, "But yeah, I'm alright." Her gaze flits to Marcus and she gives him a little wave then turns away looking rather horrified for some reason. Whipping her wand out she moves behind a curtain and starts to clean herself up then helps Nurse Jocelyn up onto the bed.

Darius smirks a little at Ranjit's answer, then turns back to Marcus. "Not yet. But thank you," he says, trying to figure out which bed the man came from. "What was that man in the ER for?" The question is really to whoever's closest and knows the answer, but rather than wait for anyone to give it to him he heads for the bed the nurse collapsed by to try and find this man's chart. Obviously the rest of the world needs protection from this man, but if he's in need of healing Darius would rather get that done first.

Rhiannon helps wrap the naked lunatic. Then tells Marcus "He was brought in my Mediwizards unconscios." She doesn't tell him how LONG he was shuffled around or the like!. Yes Darius Rhia is on top of it "We were just getting ready to check him over, when he knocked the nurse out and grabbed her wand." She of course uses her wand to make sure the blankets are nice and SECURE!

With a slight nod, the Auror says "Fair enough." he takes a step back and sits down over the bed in front of the naked man, his wand pointed at him. Having the time, he looks around the place, taking in consideration all the damage done by this attacker. His gaze rests upon Ranjit and he smiles gently to her returning her wave. He doesn't say anything tho, he just sits there.

Darius finds the chart and, after reading it, sighs and snaps it back into place. "Nevermind," he calls to Marcus, "Just call us if you think he needs healing." Other than that, he'll leave it to Master Wize. Now, where did that girl with the severed hand go?

Ranjit reappears clean and free from smelly potions or vomit. She straightens her robes and begins cleaning up the broken glass before someone else gets hurt. It is fairly quick work. What isn't so pleasant is having to go over to Rhiannon and say, "Master Healer Wize, by my count we lost fifty blood replenishing potions." Her gaze flits to Marcus and she fights back the smile that twitches at her lips because she expects an explosion from Rhiannon.

Rhiannon considers and offers to Marcus "He definately is mental or something. At first I thought....well nevermind." Then she grimaces and turns to Ranjit. 50!!! OMG! Taking a deep breath however, she nods "Not that we could afford to loose one." She knows it is not the other's fault but still that many! "Any healing potions lost?" Then she remembers "Please take two to wizard Welsbe. I had to " hesitation here "Borrow his." pause "Then we better get words to potions that we need more stat."

Marcus nods at Rhiannon's words and stands up again "At first you thought...?" he asks. He nods to himself and points his wand at the petrified/knocked out/binded man and says "Mobilicorpus" levitating the body to move it. "Master Healer, right now I'm taking it to jail and like the man here says, I'll call you if this man needs further medical assistance". He starts to walk away of the bed and adds "And If it's ok with you all, I can come back later to ask some questions, I understand that at this moment the patients come first."